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Turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss
Turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss






I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you dang idiot. If only you could’ve known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue.

Turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss full#

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the pasta corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt of the face of the continent, you little crap.

turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss

I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss

As we speak, i am contacting my secret network of spies across the farmland and your leaves are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the grape vine? Think again, turnip. I will wipe you the freak out with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words.

turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss

You are nothing to me but just another target. I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire pasta armed forces. What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little turnip? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pasta seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the barn, and i have over 300 confirmed kills.






Turnip boy commits tax evasion secret boss